What the hell-you might be right, you might be wrong...but don't just avoid.

If you're given a choice between money and sex appeal, take the money. As you get older, the money will become your sex appeal.

Why slap them on the wrist with feather when you can belt them over the head with a sledgehammer.

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate.

I don't feel the slightest interest in the next world; I think it's here. And I think anything good that you're going to do, you should do for other people here and not so you can try to have a happy time in the next world.

I've always thought men and women are not too well suited to each other. It's inevitable that they should come together, but, again, how well suited are they to live together in the same house?

What the hell-you might be right, you might be wrong...but don't just avoid.