The average Hollywood film star's ambition is to be admired by an American, courted by an Italian, married to an Englishman and have a French boyfriend.

All my life, I've stayed at parties too long because I didn't know when to go.

It would be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further than the next wisecrack.

You politicians remain professional because the voters remain amateur.

My father, a surgeon and urologist, studied sex professionally all his life. Before he died at 82, he told me he hadn't come to any conclusions about it at all.

I would have made a terrible parent. The first time my child didn't do what I wanted, I'd kill him.

If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun.