Why slap them on the wrist with feather when you can belt them over the head with a sledgehammer.

To be loved is very demoralizing

It is the plain women who know about love; the beautiful women are too busy being fascinating.

I would have made a terrible parent. The first time my child didn't do what I wanted, I'd kill him.

Why slap them on the wrist with feather when you can belt them over the head with a sledgehammer.

It is the ordinary woman who knows something about love; the gorgeous ones are too busy being gorgeous.

If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun.