Why slap them on the wrist with feather when you can belt them over the head with a sledgehammer.

I think the reason that very few people really fall in love with anyone is that they're not willing to pay the price.

If you're given a choice between money and sex appeal, take the money. As you get older, the money will become your sex appeal.

Life is very hard, isn't it? It does kill you, after all.

My, I like Judy Holliday! She looks like a Monet model. And she's so - so defenseless. I like defenseless people. They're the best.

There are no laurels in life, just new challenges.

The lack of work destroys people.