Acting is the perfect idiot's profession.

The shakes stop if you drink enough, but then so does everything else.

As one goes through life, one learns that if you don't paddle your own canoe, you don't move.

If it interests you, they don't have to pay you. It's a fascinating business anyway-it's very nice to be paid-but when you do thrilling material, it's like buying a piece of furniture that's really good.

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate.

I realised long ago that skirts are hopeless. Anytime I hear a man say he prefers a woman in a skirt, I say, 'Try one. Try a skirt.'

Kindness is one of the greatest gifts you can bestow upon another. If someone is in need, lend them a helping hand. Do not wait for a thank you. True kindness lies within the act of giving without the expectation of something in return.