I won't go to a restaurant to eat with friends, always join them afterwards for coffee. In company I always get over enthusiastic, and this leads to indigestion.

I would have been a terrible mother because I'm basically a very selfish human being. Not that that has stopped most people going off and having children.

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.

Plain women know more about men than beautiful women do.

You politicians remain professional because the voters remain amateur.

It's a rather rude gesture, but at least it's clear what you mean.

If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun.