I think everyone is an opportunist if they have an opportunity.

I would have made a terrible parent. The first time my child didn't do what I wanted, I'd kill him.

The notion that work is a burden is a terrible mistake. Working and facing up to one's responsibilities: That's happiness.

When I’ve been unsuccessful, I’ve been controlled. When I’ve been successful, I’ve been in control.

I don't believe in marriage. It's bloody impractical. 'To love, honor, and obey.' If it weren't, you wouldn't have to sign a contract.

We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.

What in the world would we do without our libraries?