"Isn't it fun getting older?" is really a terrible fallacy. That's like saying I prefer driving an old car with a flat tire.

I would have been a terrible mother because I'm basically a very selfish human being. Not that that has stopped most people going off and having children.

Don't moan, don't whine, don't blame. Just get on with it.

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate.

I realised long ago that skirts are hopeless. Anytime I hear a man say he prefers a woman in a skirt, I say, 'Try one. Try a skirt.'

If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun.

You sell yourself. The part that I sell is the creature. The adorable part.