You can say or write anything about me you like. Just don't, for any reason, ever tell the truth.

Life gets harder the smarter you get, the more you know.

I would have made a terrible parent. The first time my child didn't do what I wanted, I'd kill him.

To keep your character intact you cannot stoop to filthy acts. It makes it easier to stoop the next time.

I have no romantic feelings about age. Either you are interesting at any age or you are not. There is nothing particularly interesting about being old - or being young, for that matter.

I don't care WHAT the say about me, as long as it's not the truth

I am a total me, me, Me person.