You can say or write anything about me you like. Just don't, for any reason, ever tell the truth.

I realised long ago that skirts are hopeless. Anytime I hear a man say he prefers a woman in a skirt, I say, 'Try one. Try a skirt.'

My father, a surgeon and urologist, studied sex professionally all his life. Before he died at 82, he told me he hadn't come to any conclusions about it at all.

As for me, prizes are nothing. My prize is my work.

I wear my sort of clothes to save me the trouble of deciding which clothes to wear.

If you have to support yourself, you had bloody well better find some way that is going to be interesting.

I won't go to a restaurant to eat with friends, always join them afterwards for coffee. In company I always get over enthusiastic, and this leads to indigestion.