The main purpose of children's parties is to remind you that there are children more awful than your own.

Any committee that is the slightest use is composed of people who are too busy to want to sit on it for a second longer than they have to.

Does anybody who gave up smoking to save a pound a week have a pound at the end of the week? Not on your life.

It is a pity that so often the only way to treat girls like people seems to be to treat them like boys.

A good listener is not someone with nothing to say. A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat.

And what would happen to my illusion that I am a force for order in the home if I wasn't married to the only man north of the Tiber who is even untidier than I am?

Spring makes everything look filthy.