A food is not necessarily essential just because your child hates it.

In my next life I want to be a pessimist. Then other people could spend all their time cheering me up.

Does anybody who gave up smoking to save a pound a week have a pound at the end of the week? Not on your life.

I cannot for the life of me see why the umpires, the only two people on a cricket field who are not going to get grass stains on their knees, are the only two people allowed to wear dark trousers.

It's a pity more men are not bastards by birth instead of vocation.

From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it.

It is a pity that so often the only way to treat girls like people seems to be to treat them like boys.