Ninety percent of the trouble in this world comes from guys who think they have something to prove.

It's hard to put into words. Gorillas are not complainers. We're dreamers, poets, philosophers, nap takers.

Humans. Sometimes they make chimps look smart.

You do not know me, but I am a juvenile delinquent. I do not trust authority figures, I probably will not graduate from high school, and statistics say my present rowdiness and vandalism will likely lead to more serious crimes. I am a dangerous fellow, and I am causing mayhem in this store. [...] There. I have now shamelessly destroyed the symmetry of this shelf, undoing hours of labor by underpaid store employees. If you could see me, you would be frightened.

I just want to get on a table, dance on someone's tater tots, and wait for the hall monitor to drag me away

But hunger, like food, comes in many shapes and colors.

Ninety percent of the trouble in this world comes from guys who think they have something to prove.