Human humour often consists of pretending to wish something does not really wish.

Homework, I have discovered, involves a sharp pencil and thick books and long sighs.

With enough time, you can get used to almost anything.

Everyone deserves a shot....and some deserve to be shot.

"Give me liberty or give me death." A human named Patrick Henry said that. I wonder if the Yeerks knew before they came to conquer Earth that humans said things like that. I wonder if the Yeerks knew what they were getting into.

They think we’re intelligent. So, Marco, keep quiet. We don’t want them to learn the truth.” Rachel

Battles that involve oatmeal are just never going to end up being historic, you know?" Jake went on. "Gettysburg? No major oatmeal involvement. The Battle of Midway? Neither side used oatmeal. Desert Storm? No oatmeal.