I like colorful tales with black beginnings and stormy middles and cloudless blue-sky endings. But any story will do.

Earth is the crossroads of every possible alien. We're the McDonald's next to the highway of the galaxy.

Memories are precious ... they help tell us who we are.

Humans waste words. They toss them like banana peels and leave them to rot. Everyone knows the peels are the best part.

Death's gruesome face taunts: soulless eyes, crimson grimace. I really hate clowns.

About chocolate: "This is what laughing tastes like.

And that's how we ended up discovering the evil horses that threatened all of humanity.