Oh, it's just a trash can. Chill out." (Marco) BAM! BAM! BAM! "Okay, so it's four trash cans," (Marco) " BAM! BAM! BAM! "Do you hate trash cans? Is that your problem? Do you just HATE TRASH CANS?!!" (Jake)

Mosquitoes are the greatest mass murderers on planet Earth.

You can't have real pain without real love. You can't feel grief and loss and hurt without real love. Love is the only way you can ever be really hurt deep down.

I just want to get on a table, dance on someone's tater tots, and wait for the hall monitor to drag me away

"Give me liberty or give me death." A human named Patrick Henry said that. I wonder if the Yeerks knew before they came to conquer Earth that humans said things like that. I wonder if the Yeerks knew what they were getting into.

Homework, I have discovered, involves a sharp pencil and thick books and long sighs.

Full emergency power to the engines. Ram the Blade ship.