Homework, I have discovered, involves a sharp pencil and thick books and long sighs.

Pain is life. Life is pain.

Humans waste words. They toss them like banana peels and leave them to rot. Everyone knows the peels are the best part.

Everyone deserves a shot....and some deserve to be shot.

Is there anything sweeter than the touch of another as she pulls a dead bug from your fur?

I was born in a place humans call central Africa, in a dense rain forest so beautiful, no crayons could ever do it justice.

Ninety percent of the trouble in this world comes from guys who think they have something to prove.