Anger only gets in the way.

Growing up gorilla is just like any other kind of growing up. You make mistakes. You play. You learn. You do it all over again.

What's love? Something that lasts a week or a month and that's all you can except? Or is it just that some loves have a short shelf life? You know, like yogurt: after a week or two they go bad. And how do you recognize the other kind of love, the kind that isn't like yogurt? The kind that's more like... I don't know, like peanut butter, that lasts forever and always tastes good?

Everyone deserves a shot....and some deserve to be shot.

Battles that involve oatmeal are just never going to end up being historic, you know?" Jake went on. "Gettysburg? No major oatmeal involvement. The Battle of Midway? Neither side used oatmeal. Desert Storm? No oatmeal.

Human humour often consists of pretending to wish something does not really wish.

Earth is the crossroads of every possible alien. We're the McDonald's next to the highway of the galaxy.