Especially when you're faced with hard times, you need to remember that life is either tragedy or comedy. For me, that's what the magic is. Life has remarkable, surprising moments that get you through the hard times.

I just want to get on a table, dance on someone's tater tots, and wait for the hall monitor to drag me away

With enough time, you can get used to almost anything.

They think I'm too old to cause trouble. Old age is a powerful disguise.

Pain is life. Life is pain.

Earth is the crossroads of every possible alien. We're the McDonald's next to the highway of the galaxy.

I was born in a place humans call central Africa, in a dense rain forest so beautiful, no crayons could ever do it justice.