It's lame to say that I'm a normal girl, but I think I am.

I have bad feet and I have weak ankles.

Now Ive got this moniker that Im the foot-in-mouth gal, and I keep thinking, In what way? Because I said something you dont agree with? Because I said something you dont like? Im just telling you my opinion. I hate the idea that I cant be honest about how I feel about things because its going to piss somebody off who feels differently. That seems preposterous to me.

I think a lot of women innately know how to play their hand. I'm not a big one for the rules.

When I do get pregnant, I highly doubt I'll be one of those women who don't look pregnant from behind - I'll be that chick who looks pregnant from her ankles up!

I prefer a kiss that is so much more than just a tongue in your mouth.

I've created a chaotic life, and then I get on edge because of it.