My mother is a great source of advice and wisdom and consolation for me.

I'm too lazy and I like food and I like my free time too much to spend it working out!

I'm the most uncoordinated clumsy, klutzy person. I always had a bruise, I always tripped and fell.

I can hide, and my husband's just terrible at finding me. I do like to jump out from behind doors and scare him.

I like predictability because I know what I'm getting into.

Smoking sucks! The one thing I would say to my kid is, ‘It’s not just that it’s bad for you. Do you want to spend the rest of your life fighting a stupid addiction to a stupid thing that doesn’t even really give you a good buzz?'

I think it's better to find somebody who's worse at everything than you. It just makes you constantly feel so good about yourself. And then, you can constantly talk about how good you are at everything, and how terrible they are at everything.