I'm terrible with patience.

I'm a sappy mom now. I didn't think I would be. I thought I'd be a cool mom who keeps everything in perspective.

I just like to shake things up, and your hair is one way to do it.

I'm too lazy and I like food and I like my free time too much to spend it working out!

If I start going back to church, I'd have to stop the smoking and drinking, and I wouldn't be able to curse any more.

Isn't it so weird the day you wake up and you're just going with the flow? And you just suddenly are a mom.

I dreamed about these moments, and I think I hoped I would have them, but you don't know. So when the lucky break hits, it's like being Cinderella and hopefully midnight doesn't come.