They don't call me spontaneous and irreverant for nothing.
If I prayed as much as I pluck, I'd be the Dalai Lama.
If you settle for what you've got, you deserve what you get.
I sang with Anita Bryant in the Southern Baptist churches.
I was told all my life I was part Cherokee. Then it was Crow. The latest is Blackfoot.
If I'm in love I want to get married. That's how stupid I am.