[On Regis Philbin:] He's like everybody's kid brother with his hand in the cookie jar and his foot in his mouth. You love him, but you can't take him anywhere.

A fear of the unknown keeps a lot of people from leaving bad situations.

... humility + humor = humanity.

Over the years my mom has become a self-taught Biblical scholar.

when you fall in love, you must fall in love with a man the way he is now, because marriage won't change anything, except maybe your tax deduction.

Love in the real world means saying you're sorry 10 times a day.

I don't believe in coincidence. I just think that all things work together for good.