[On Regis Philbin:] He's like everybody's kid brother with his hand in the cookie jar and his foot in his mouth. You love him, but you can't take him anywhere.

I did feel from day one that I was a born performer.

I sang with Anita Bryant in the Southern Baptist churches.

when you fall in love, you must fall in love with a man the way he is now, because marriage won't change anything, except maybe your tax deduction.

They don't call me spontaneous and irreverant for nothing.

If I prayed as much as I pluck, I'd be the Dalai Lama.

Twenty-four hours is never enough for a busy person and way too much for somebody with nothing to do.