Mom thinks I live in this dream world where everybody's Ivana Trump.

I change my hairstyle every day for the show, I'm fastidious and vain about my nails and teeth and grooming and makeup, but a perfect body, forget it. Dust to dust, wuggies to wuggies.

Over the years my mom has become a self-taught Biblical scholar.

I have empathy for the person who is being interviewed and written about with all kinds of misperceptions and misconceptions and flat-out lies. So I feel for them, I feel their pain. I know what that is like.

I hate politics, hate deals, and deal-making, hate meeting with attorneys and agents.

They don't call me spontaneous and irreverant for nothing.

If you settle for what you've got, you deserve what you get.