[On Regis Philbin:] He's like everybody's kid brother with his hand in the cookie jar and his foot in his mouth. You love him, but you can't take him anywhere.
If I prayed as much as I pluck, I'd be the Dalai Lama.
For many people religion can be so easy they stumble right over it.
Life seemed so simple and joyous when I was growing up.
I once said the Queen of England could use some fashion advice.
I think sometimes the very reason we go through something is so that we can be empathetic with another person later on.