People want to give advice but can't take it themselves.

I think I was always a drama queen. I really, really, really loved playing pretend.

There's such a crazy social expectation now that we put on ourselves and on each other about what motherhood is supposed to look and feel like. And it's impossible to live up to those standards. You're setting yourself up for failure at every possible turn.

There are some days where, at the end of the day, you've done OK. It's the most out-of-control feeling you possibly can have.

There is a lot of kissing in 'Boeing-Boeing.' A lot! And not pecks on the cheek or lips - although there's some of that, too - but full-on, farcical lip locks. My poor husband. He definitely wasn't prepared for as much smooching as there is.

I've never been with an uncircumcised guy.

There's something about looking at society's expectation of what [motherhood] is and tipping it.