The Brazilian bikini wax is torture. To show a little appreciation, you could trim your nose hair. And your nut sack.

It is okay to be a really good mom that loves her kids and also every month need a cool girls night out. It will make you a better mom to blow off steam.

I also feel like motherhood, especially, is seen usually in movies with this saintly veil over it. There's something about tipping that and showing what's actually going on. Or the wish fulfillment of probably most moms, which is really exciting. It's an area that's unexplored.

There's something about looking at society's expectation of what [motherhood] is and tipping it.

Everything you think you're supposed to feel even, or do. When it doesn't match up with what everything that the culture is telling you to do, you feel like a failure.

I'm such a grandma. I don't tweet; I don't have a Facebook page.

I have impossible standards.