If you want to live a life free of regret, there is an option open to you. It's called a lobotomy.

The miracle of your mind isn't that you can see the world as it is. It's that you can see the world as it isn't.

The kinds of things that we can make mistakes about are essentially unlimited in number.

If you Google 'regret and tattoo,' you will get 11.5 million hits.

A whole lot of us go through life assuming that we are basically right, basically all the time, about basically everything: about our political and intellectual convictions, our religious and moral beliefs, our assessments of other people, our memories, our grasp of facts. As absurd as it sounds when we stop to think about it, our steady state seems to be one of unconsciously assuming that we are very close to omniscient.

Parading our own brilliance and exulting in other people's errors is not very nice. For that matter, even wanting to parade our own brilliance and exult in other people's errors is not very nice, although it is certainly very human.

Wow. I don't know. Maybe I'm wrong.