Lord, I never seen blue hair on a black woman before or since. Leroy say you look like a cracker from outer space.

Stuart needs "space" and "time," as if this were physics and not a human relationship.

I nursed a worthless, pint drinker for twelve years and when my lazy, life-sucking, daddy finally died, I swore to God with tears in my eyes I'd never marry one. And then I did.

And if your friends make fun of you for chasing your dream, remember—just lie.

And you call yourself a Christian,' were Hilly's words to me and I thought, God. When did I ever do that?

I'm sorry, but were you dropped on your head as an infant?

Cause everbody care. Black, white, deep down we all do.