I work with the dead, but I am working for the living.

My first book was the most successful debut novel in the UK ever and every one of my books has reached number one in the UK. Clearly the British know brilliance when they see it.

Let's do it. Monkeys are always funny. You pretty much can't go wrong with a monkey, right? Hi paused. Well unless that monkey wants you dead, or does needle drugs or something. Then it's wrong, and a bad monkey.

At first I probably seem very abrupt, but I like efficiency. There's work and there's play, and I always think: 'Let's get the work over with so we can thoroughly enjoy the play.

Chance wore a white tuxedo with tails. On anyone else? Doopy. On him? Yes, please.

As a pirate, she once undressed a fencing instructor using only her sword!

I've never lost my capacity to be shocked.