You'll start talking, and pretty soon we'll all start nodding, and then the next thing you know, I'm hang gliding off the Eiffel Tower at night, being chased by ninja vampires

Everyone’s gone mad, typing to themselves all day long like mindless robots.

Im studying jerkoffs in the wild," Ben answered dryly. "This seemed like a good chance to view one up close.

Hiram!' Shelton ran to Hi's side. 'Aren't you you bleeding? I thought she shot you!' 'Red wine. When I saw it running everywhere, I played dead.' He winced as Shelton poked his belly. 'But I'm not leaping off any more shelves. That was pretty stupid.

Channel your outrage ... Do that which you are able to do.

Bones tell me the story of a person's life - how old they were, what their gender was, their ancestral background.

Experience is a valuable thing. It enables us to recognize mistakes when we repeat them.