You'll start talking, and pretty soon we'll all start nodding, and then the next thing you know, I'm hang gliding off the Eiffel Tower at night, being chased by ninja vampires

Tory a father isn’t supposed to fear his fourteen-year-old daughter. That being sad, you terrify me.

God help anyone who messes with the Virals!

Why do all your brilliant ideas involve felonies?

Im studying jerkoffs in the wild," Ben answered dryly. "This seemed like a good chance to view one up close.

If you want to be an anthropologist, you need to study physical anthropology specialized in bones. If you want to be a forensic chemist, get a degree in chemistry. Do you want to do DNA work? Get a degree in microbiology. And do well. Study hard and go to graduate school.

Edmonton is Canada's answer to Omaha. Solid, unassuming, and surrounded by a whole lot of nothing. It's a place that makes you think of sensible shoes.