We did just leave an insane asylum,” Hi agreed. “For all we know, Chance spend his nights dancing naked with sock puppets, plotting to invade Canada.

Why do all your brilliant ideas involve felonies?

Channel your outrage ... Do that which you are able to do.

Tory a father isn’t supposed to fear his fourteen-year-old daughter. That being sad, you terrify me.

Ben yanked Hi sideways as spikes snapped from the wall…Once again, only Ben’s reflexes had saved him. “Please stop doing that!” Ben barked. “Please keep doing that!” Hi warbled.

Ben locked his eyes on mine for a long moment. Then, “How?” “How do you think?” I smiled, then slapped him full across the face

Who's going to rob us? A crackhead crab? A jellyfish junkie?