Dammit, Jim. I'm a Guardian, not a doctor.

Tully/Ysolde: "Brom?" I asked, releasing his head. He reeled backwards for a moment, his eyes huge. "Are you all right?" Brom: "I couldn't breathe," he said, giving my boobs a wary glance.

I tried to avoid looking at the dress full on, lest it burn out my retinas with its glittering hideousness.

You should just dump the whole saving the world plan and go with global domination. It's probably be more fun.

Why are you taking your breasts away?” -Dane “Cernunnos” Hearne

My life used to be boring. A damnation here, a curse there, with an occasional blight or two to break routine. Now I have Aisling...She's better than reality TV, Internet porn sites, and the trashloids all put together.' - Jim

I'm your Beloved, dammit! You're going to let me save your soul, and like it!