Yeah. I know. How stupid is it to French kiss a vampire and not expect sharp teeth?

A compliment would be the last thing out of my mouth to a man who was so pigheaded that he could be served at a luau.

I'm your Beloved, dammit! You're going to let me save your soul, and like it!

His laughter echoed through my mind. I have a beautiful woman in my arms, and am taking her back to my home, where she and I will be alone and able to indulge whatever fantasies we choose. What is there not to enjoy?

Yeah. I know. How stupid is it to French kiss a vampire and not expect sharp teeth?

What do you know about dragons?” “They're big, scaly, four-legged creatures with wings who terrorized small villages until a virgin was offered up as a sacrifice.” His grinned again. “I do miss the virgins.

Do blood clots get stuck in your teeth? What if someone's anemic; are you hungry again an hour later? Has anyone ever bitten you? If you run out of blood, do you shrivel up like a really old orange?