I really hate sitcoms on television with canned laughter and stuff. What really makes me laugh is the real-life stuff. I've got a dry sense of humor.
I was a real rebel. I got expelled.
I sometimes wonder what this person or that person might be like in bed.
I'm so loud, as if I know what I'm on about, but deep inside, I'm so insecure. Just a little girl.
Some people may be famous for creating a pencil sharpener. I'm famous for my tits.
Men seem to think that Page 3 girls are only interested in money. Money doesn't impress me at all. Not in the slightest.