Being a melting pot is what I think is great about being American, and also that we get to do something that other people don't get to do, we get to be a hyphenate. That's a good thing.
[Adoption] could turn you into an exquisite comedian. Ask Richard Pryor's ghost.
I get overwhelmed when I approach things intellectually.
Surprise is not humor. I think that there can be a fine line there.
I'm adopted, so I didn't know my father, but apparently he was pretty tall.
[The rumor that Leonardo DiCaprio on set was raped by a bear] was as silly as Lady Gaga bumping him or moving his arm out of the way [at the Golden Globes]. People straight be bored.