I'm racist against non-black people.
I get overwhelmed when I approach things intellectually.
I'm tall and thin but not strong, so you're either an athlete or you're funny.
Everybody puts on airs, regardless of race.
One time I said to Jordan [Peele], in a text, "I will pick you up at 2:30. So if you're just standing out in front of the building, we'll go from there to the next meeting. Cool?" And my man just writes, "Wordness to the turdness."
My favorite, favorite, favorite, and the greatest comedian that could ever exist if you could Frankenstein a comedian together, would be one part Richard Pryor, one part Peter Sellers. That would be the greatest comic actor.