I have always, or for the most part, identified myself as a biracial person.

Like every human we have to categorize ourselves, so you kind of start to build a mythos 'cause I had no information about [ biological mother]. So you have to build a mythos around yourself. And so my mythos included me not being wanted or me being a wretched person, which is just great fertilizer for comedy.

There is no top. You are never going to reach the top if you go for success. That way lies madness.

I grew up watching British television because I lived so close to Canada.

I have this little thing that people call Keegan-ese, where I don't speak English words at all. I just say stuff like, "You gotta toish the doish and you gotta maloish the hoish."

Everybody puts on airs, regardless of race.

I'm tall and thin but not strong, so you're either an athlete or you're funny.