I'm tall and thin but not strong, so you're either an athlete or you're funny.

Surprise is not humor. I think that there can be a fine line there.

I'm adopted, so I didn't know my father, but apparently he was pretty tall.

For me, as a child, I certainly thought that there were more black people in the world than white people.

I'm racist against non-black people.

My favorite, favorite, favorite, and the greatest comedian that could ever exist if you could Frankenstein a comedian together, would be one part Richard Pryor, one part Peter Sellers. That would be the greatest comic actor.

There's a sketch where we're playing two terrorists in a cave, and my terrorist is very frustrated as to why we haven't flown a plane into a building in 13 years.