For me, as a child, I certainly thought that there were more black people in the world than white people.

You hold precious what you create for yourself in your life that makes you comfortable.

One time I said to Jordan [Peele], in a text, "I will pick you up at 2:30. So if you're just standing out in front of the building, we'll go from there to the next meeting. Cool?" And my man just writes, "Wordness to the turdness."

To make an absolutely gross generalization, I think a lot of people feel like if you're mixed, more often than not you're quote unquote white. So if you're mixed, you embrace the mainstream culture more than the African-American culture.

[Adoption] could turn you into an exquisite comedian. Ask Richard Pryor's ghost.

Everybody puts on airs, regardless of race.

You could figure out at least 80 percent of the context and meaning of a text if people used punctuation, and we wouldn't have had to write our sketch.