For me, as a child, I certainly thought that there were more black people in the world than white people.

I'm racist against non-black people.

For me, as a child, I certainly thought that there were more black people in the world than white people.

I'm adopted, so I didn't know my father, but apparently he was pretty tall.

I want people to say, "Oh my God, I'm laughing out loud at television."

The fact of the matter is, you can't do comedy unless someone is behaving badly. Otherwise, it's not a comedy.

A poet can feel free, in my estimation, to write a poem for himself. Or a painter can paint a painting for himself. You can write a short story for yourself. But for me, comedy by its nature is communal. If other people don't get it, I'm not sure why you are doing it.