My feeling is the moment the theatre is not full you have to do something else. But most people somehow think 'If we did it better, they would come'. No. They don't come.

Many teachers think of children as immature adults. It might lead to better and more 'respectful' teaching, if we thought of adults as atrophied children.

I think my brain is much more intelligent than I am...so I tend to trust it.

The problem's always been to deal with the fear.Cos the fear is pretty . . . it ruins everybody really.

The improvisation had to be in public, because you only get value playing to strangers.

If you have a good idea, open your mouth and say something else.

Truth is that the best ideas are often psychotic, obscene and unoriginal.