Trying to do better is trying to be better than you actually are, and I don't think you can do that.

Light entertainment means it mustn't teach you anything.

Many teachers think of children as immature adults. It might lead to better and more 'respectful' teaching, if we thought of adults as atrophied children.

When you want to have entertainment, it must be a waste of time. I don't like that. I don't like improvisation being pointless.

There are people who prefer to say ‘Yes’, and there are people who prefer to say ‘No’. Those who say ‘Yes’ are rewarded by the adventures they have, and those who say ‘No’ are rewarded by the safety they attain.

If it weren't for fear, I wouldn't have to teach you a damn thing

If you have a good idea, open your mouth and say something else.