I cannot bring myself to vote for a woman who has been voice-trained to speak to me as though my dog has just died.

Never look to politicians to solve your problems, they will only create new ones.

A consultation process is what some authority sets in motion preparatory to doing what it intended all along.

The 50s face was angry, the 60s face was well-fed, the 70s face was foxy. Perhaps it was the right expression: there was a lot to be wary about.

Lying in bed, I abandoned the facts again and was back in Ambrosia.

The longer an event is anticipated-a milestone birthday, an eclipse, a new millennium-the more likely it is to be an anti-climax.

Trying to keep up with current slang sucks.