If you say ‘we’re in this together,’ I’m going to hurl.

Clearly it was time to consider rescheduling that optometrist appointment I'd missed last fall.

I could shave my head and wear a sackcloth and still get a whole lot of ghostly wrong numbers. Makes me wonder if there’s some kind of ghost-necro porn industry down there. ~Jaime Vegas

Wild dogs? Or just Clayton? -Nick Sorrentino (Bitten)

The look she gave me reminded me of when is was seven and I'd proudly informed out housekeeper that I'd donated half my clothing to a charity drive at school. It had seemed perfectly sensible to me-I didn't need so much stuff-but she'd stared at me like Margaret was now, with a mix of horror and disbelief.

You think I led him on? For what? Kicks? I don't have enough exictement in my life, so maybe I'll tease a nice guy, get his hopes up, then laugh and skip away?

I saw my true power. The darkest power. The greatest power. ~Jaime Vegas