Confidence is seen, not heard.

I just blow-dry my hair and put on mascara and lip gloss, and I'm ready to go. I really don't get long nails. They're so Edward Scissorhands.

I may not be Einstein but I know dumb plus dumb equals you.

Just because I’m single and don’t date a lot, that doesn’t make me a lesbian.

I just had my 30th birthday and we went turkey shooting. It's what I wanted to do, so we went.

Everybody always says that I'm the girl next door, which makes me think that y'all must have a lot of weird next-door neighbours.

Everyone says I'm like the girl next door... Y'all must have really weird neighbors!