I never make forecasts but whoever wins that game will win the final.

Unfortunately much of it is frittered away on fast cars, designer clothes and an attitude to pleasure reminiscent of the 18-30 holiday packages.

I never make forecasts but whoever wins that game will win the final.

It's said the FA chairman (Keith Wiseman) would travel 200 miles to open a biscuit tin. Why?

We had probably our best ever Player of the Year Dance last week. You elected Dennis Wise as Player of the Year. Dennis accepted his award mimicking Vialli, whereupon Zola shouted 'Speak English', Dennis switched to his normal Cockney voice only for Zola to shout 'You're still not speaking English'.

Every club has three types: fans, parasites and people who work their bollocks off, even ladies.

Experience shows that after a disaster it is particularly difficult with the Americans, who appear to be quite cowardly despite their Rambo films.