Baseball is the only sport I know that when you're on offense, the other team controls the ball.
You got to be bad before you're good.
In a blind town, the one-eyed man is king.
Experience is something you get when you don't really want it.
The more pitches you see, the more dangerous you become.
In baseball you hit your home run over the right-field fence, the left-field fence, the center-field fence. Nobody cares. In golf everything has got to be right over second base.
Toughest job in baseball is the general manager. Second toughest is the hitting coach.