Baseball is the only sport I know that when you're on offense, the other team controls the ball.
You got to be bad before you're good.
In a blind town, the one-eyed man is king.
The more pitches you see, the more dangerous you become.
In baseball you hit your home run over the right-field fence, the left-field fence, the center-field fence. Nobody cares. In golf everything has got to be right over second base.
Toughest job in baseball is the general manager. Second toughest is the hitting coach.