If I start outsourcing all my navigation to a little talking box in my car, I'm sort of screwed. I'm going to lose my car in the parking lot every single time.

I threw the opening pitch at a Blue Jays game, and after the pitch, the mascot asked me if I wanted him to sign the game ball, which I thought was funny. What would he write? "Best Wishes, Some Guy in a Bird Suit"?"

There’s just something hypnotic about maps.

I would stare at maps of Delaware for hours.

Knowing lots of answers but being a millisecond slow on the buzzer is indeed very frustrating.

Twitter makes you a comedian in the same way that digital cameras make you a photographer

You live overseas, you see these exotic places and you want to know about them. But, weirdly, it also made me homesick for all these very prosaic places in America.