I always bring my kids vacation souvenirs printed in Comic Sans, so they know I love them but not unconditionally.

Sure I have a cell-phone, so I don't have to remember everyone's number anymore, but that really wasn't a core part of my brain.

I can't relax and sink back in the couch and watch 'Jeopardy!' the way I used to.

If I start outsourcing all my navigation to a little talking box in my car, I'm sort of screwed. I'm going to lose my car in the parking lot every single time.

The thing you like/are good at is a sacred thing.

Eratosthenes, the mapmaker who was the first man to accurately measure the size of the Earth, was a librarian.

As Jeopardy devotees know, if you're trying to win on the show, the buzzer is all. On any given night, nearly all the contestants know nearly all the answers, so it's just a matter of who masters buzzer rhythm the best.