I always bring my kids vacation souvenirs printed in Comic Sans, so they know I love them but not unconditionally.

We regret the insinuation that Mr. Alex Trebek is a robot, and has been since 2004. Mr. Trebek's robotic frame does still contain some organic parts, many harvested from patriotic Canadian schoolchildren, so this technically makes him a 'cyborg,' not a 'robot.'

As Jeopardy devotees know, if you're trying to win on the show, the buzzer is all. On any given night, nearly all the contestants know nearly all the answers, so it's just a matter of who masters buzzer rhythm the best.

Being a nerd really pays off sometimes.

When you make a decision you need facts. If those facts are in your brain, they're at your fingertips. If they're all in Google somewhere you may not make the right decision on the spur of the moment.

I can't relax and sink back in the couch and watch 'Jeopardy!' the way I used to.

I always feel a certain sense of reverence in libraries, even small city ones that smell like homeless internet users.