I threw the opening pitch at a Blue Jays game, and after the pitch, the mascot asked me if I wanted him to sign the game ball, which I thought was funny. What would he write? "Best Wishes, Some Guy in a Bird Suit"?"

I can't relax and sink back in the couch and watch 'Jeopardy!' the way I used to.

Sure I have a cell-phone, so I don't have to remember everyone's number anymore, but that really wasn't a core part of my brain.

When you make a decision you need facts. If those facts are in your brain, they're at your fingertips. If they're all in Google somewhere you may not make the right decision on the spur of the moment.

Twitter makes you a comedian in the same way that digital cameras make you a photographer

We don't realize how hard it was to drive anywhere outside the major cities less than a century ago.

I would read the atlas for pleasure. I knew it was weird. It was weird.